Sms Jokes Funny Sms Jokes Love Sms

Wife: kash tussi SMS honday,Main zindagi bhar k liye save kar lendi,
Husband: Kaash tussi ringtone honday assi har haftay badal lenday.!

An old man married a young girl..
Someone asks the girl: aap ne in main shaadi kay liye kia dekha?
Girl: aik to inki “INCOME”
Aur dossre in kay
“DIN KUM”

Husband wife ki larai horahi thi,Unka chota bacha bhi wahan betha tha
Husband: tu sali kuti.
Wife: Tu sala kutta
Baccha masumiat se bola: Aur main sala puppy..!

Wife: main tumhari yaad main 15 din main hi aadhi mar gai hoon..
Mujhe leyne kab aarahay ho?
Husband: 15 din baad..!

In art gallery: couple sees picture of a girl covered by leaf.
Husband was keep watching her.
Wife: AB chaloge bhi ya Hawa k aane ka intezar karte rahoge?

Husband: Kya tumne mujhe kutta kaha?
Wife didnt answer.
..
Husband again asks: No answer
..
Then he asks again,
Wife: nahi kaha na,Plzz ab bhonkna band karo.

Husband: Mai nahi kar paonga
Wife: Tum kar saakte hoe
Husband: Bohot Chota hai
Wife: tum taakat lagakar dalo
Husband: Nahi Ja raha Hai
Wife: Chodo hum doseeri aangoothi leete hai

Wife: Apko meri khubsurti zyada achi lagti hay ya aqalmandi ..?
Husband: Mujay to tumhari ye mazaq krny ki adat bohat achi lagti hay..

Man at medical store:I need poison
Chemist: I can’t sell you.
Man shows his marriage certificate
Chemist: Oh! sorry, I didn’t knew u had a prescription..

O mere Dil de chain,
tere piche kutte pain,
Tu lutya mera Dil da chain,
rab kare tenu kire pain,
Tere nain Bade nashele jiven jharu de tille.
Tu mere dil Vich edan vasa,
Jiven Chikad Vich Majj Fasi,
Jane Jigar Jane Tamana,
Edhar aa terian Lattan bhana,
Jine mera Dil Lutya Ohnu Kutteian Nu mar Sutya….