Sms Jokes Funny Sms Jokes Love Sms

Dog1 : Main Is Area Main Naya Aya Hun

Mujhe Yaha K Kutto K Sardar Se Milna Ha¡

Dog 2 : SsSshHh . . !

Chup . . .

Aawaz Mat Karo . .

Boss Msg Parh Rahe Hein

Attendence..

Pappu

Yes Sir

Bablu

Yes Sir

Tinku

Yes Sir
Gadhay

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Gadhay
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Gadhay

Button dabana band kar,
teri baari hai,
attendence lagwa

Jab tumhe uparwale ne banaya hoga
use bahut maza aya hoga,
hasi di bachon wali
Surat di bholi bhali,
Mijaz diya cool..
OR

OR
DIMAG GAYA BHOOL…

Girl’s father: “main nahin
chahta k meri beti apni pori
zindagi ek ghaday k sath guzaray”

Boyfriend:”Bus, isi liye main
usay yahan se le janey aaya hon.”

Press Down if u think u r MAD.
I can’t Believe u Did That!
Again?
For God Sake! LORD!!
Why u Still Doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE!!

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog,
keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog,
seconds dog! …

Now read without the word dog

Ae khuda mere is dost ko
Hathi ki takat
Sher ki awaz
Chetay ki speed
Or Hiran sa sundar roop de.
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Baki KHOTAY ka DIMAGH to is k pass hai hi.

Hum apko dekhne ki chahat rakhte hain,
Aapki har baat dil me chupaye rekhte hain,
Najane kub AAP T.V per aa jayen,
Isi liye din raat Cartoon Network lagae rekhtay hain..

Roses are Red
Sky is Blue

My Bitch is Pregnant
Thanks to You….

Suhag raat per dulhe ne dulhan ko
“Moo dikhaayi”
Mai 50,000 rupay diye to dulhan hairaan ho kar boli:

“Hain…?”
Kitne aadmi hain?