Sms Jokes Funny Sms Jokes Love Sms

Wife: kash tussi SMS honday,Main zindagi bhar k liye save kar lendi,
Husband: Kaash tussi ringtone honday assi har haftay badal lenday.!

Husband wife ki larai horahi thi,Unka chota bacha bhi wahan betha tha
Husband: tu sali kuti.
Wife: Tu sala kutta
Baccha masumiat se bola: Aur main sala puppy..!

Wife: main tumhari yaad main 15 din main hi aadhi mar gai hoon..
Mujhe leyne kab aarahay ho?
Husband: 15 din baad..!

In art gallery: couple sees picture of a girl covered by leaf.
Husband was keep watching her.
Wife: AB chaloge bhi ya Hawa k aane ka intezar karte rahoge?

Husband: Kya tumne mujhe kutta kaha?
Wife didnt answer.
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Husband again asks: No answer
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Then he asks again,
Wife: nahi kaha na,Plzz ab bhonkna band karo.

Husband: Mai nahi kar paonga
Wife: Tum kar saakte hoe
Husband: Bohot Chota hai
Wife: tum taakat lagakar dalo
Husband: Nahi Ja raha Hai
Wife: Chodo hum doseeri aangoothi leete hai

Wife: Apko meri khubsurti zyada achi lagti hay ya aqalmandi ..?
Husband: Mujay to tumhari ye mazaq krny ki adat bohat achi lagti hay..

Man at medical store:I need poison
Chemist: I can’t sell you.
Man shows his marriage certificate
Chemist: Oh! sorry, I didn’t knew u had a prescription..

Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ??
Wife remains silent ……

Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ??
Wife : Abbe gin ne to De….

Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: why three?
Husband: 4 u and ur parents.