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Police to Mujrim : tune Bache ki gand kyu mari??
Mujrim : ji janab Thand thi or bacha khoobsurat tha,
Police : ab Bacha kaha hai??
Mujrim : wo khush hai or sms pad raha hai….

Ek bar body ke parts ki meeting hui,
sabi aaye par Lun nahi aya sabi
hairan hue ki Lun kaha gaya
bad may pata laga Lun to msg pad raga hai.

MBBS Final Exam:-

Question: Fill in the blanks.

If a lady faints, we must 1st check her PU_S_

Only few intelligent students wrote PULSE

Little Johnny sees his mother walk out of the shower and sees her vagina.

He asks her what it is and she embarassed replies, “Oh, that’s mommy’s black sponge.”

A few days later, Johnny spills a glass of milk on the floor and says, “Mommy, I need your black sponge to mop up the milk!”

She replies, “I lost it, honey.”

A couple of days later, he comes running up to her and says, “Mommy, I found your black sponge!” Mystified, she says, “Where, honey?”

Little Johnny says, “It’s over at Mrs. Johnson’s house, and Daddy’s washing his face in it!”

Santa “Ek condom dena, girlfrend ko gift dena hai”
Dukaandar : Is par giftcover chada du?
Santa: Arre nahi yehi to cover hai. Gift to mere paas hai.

Jindagi kya hai armaan bhosdika ,
Aurat k pichhe pagal hai insaan bhosdika.
Plastic ka lund , Elastic ki chut , Kya-kya banaa rha hai Japan bhosdika.

1 Lady Dentist k paas gayi Shirt or Bra utar ke late gayi…

Doctor gusse me bola- “Mai Dentist hu”

Lady- Main bhi daant nikalwane aai hu, Nipple me phasa hua..

Court me divorce k time :
Husband : Mai apni biwi se khush nahi hoon.
Wife : Haraamkhor !
Saara mohalla khush hai,
tu kahaan ka nawab hai!

Jab Se Mardo Ko Aapas Mein Pyar Karne Ki Permission Mili Hai,
Tab Se Tailor Log Ek Naya Sawal Karne Lage Hai:SIR,AAPKI PANT MEIN ZIP AAGE LAGANI HAI YA PEECHE?

Ae Dost Sochta hu tera naam kya rakhu..
DIL rakhu to tod diye jaoge
PYAR rakhu to thukra diye jaoge
sochata hu ki LUND rakhu..
Zarurat ke time KHADE to rahoge.