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Jindagi kya hai armaan bhosdika ,
Aurat k pichhe pagal hai insaan bhosdika.
Plastic ka lund , Elastic ki chut , Kya-kya banaa rha hai Japan bhosdika.

1 Lady Dentist k paas gayi Shirt or Bra utar ke late gayi…

Doctor gusse me bola- “Mai Dentist hu”

Lady- Main bhi daant nikalwane aai hu, Nipple me phasa hua..

A very IMPORTANT msg from GOD TO ALL WOMEN lying under somebody in bed & Screaming…..
OH MY GOD…..
OH GOD…..
OH GOD…..
Will not be CONSIDERED as PRAYER…..