kitne haseen hai aap,
khud ko duniya ki nazar se bachaya karo,
ankho me kajal lagana hi kafi nahi,
gale me nimbu mirchi or chappal bhi latkaya karo…
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Author: admin
In: Cool Sms, Insult Sms
Fizao mai tum ho,
hawao mai tum ho
baharo mai tum ho
dhop mai tum ho,
chaho mai tum ho,
sach hi suna tha,
Buri atma ka koi thikana nhi hota
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Jab tumhe uparwale ne banaya hoga
use bahut maza aya hoga,
hasi di bachon wali
Surat di bholi bhali,
Mijaz diya cool..
OR
OR
DIMAG GAYA BHOOL…
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In: Cool Sms, Funny Sms
Girl’s father: “main nahin
chahta k meri beti apni pori
zindagi ek ghaday k sath guzaray”
Boyfriend:”Bus, isi liye main
usay yahan se le janey aaya hon.”
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Author: admin
In: Cool Sms
TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,
RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
ANDE ka oml8 ho,
SMS KARANE ME bade le8 ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho…!
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