Sms Jokes Funny Sms Jokes Love Sms

Police to Mujrim : tune Bache ki gand kyu mari??
Mujrim : ji janab Thand thi or bacha khoobsurat tha,
Police : ab Bacha kaha hai??
Mujrim : wo khush hai or sms pad raha hai….

Still Smiling

Smile 2 Old Man Means Respect

Smile 2 A Child Means Innocence

Smile 2 Lover Means Love

Smiling In Front Of Screen Means Mental

Still Smiling!
(Confirmed)

kitne haseen hai aap,
khud ko duniya ki nazar se bachaya karo,
ankho me kajal lagana hi kafi nahi,
gale me nimbu mirchi or chappal bhi latkaya karo…

Fizao mai tum ho,
hawao mai tum ho
baharo mai tum ho
dhop mai tum ho,
chaho mai tum ho,

sach hi suna tha,
Buri atma ka koi thikana nhi hota

Jab teri yad aati hai,

to tera sms Pad leta hu.

jab tujhe dekhna ho

to ankhe band kar leta hu.

jab teri awaz sunnahi ho

to raste me kute ko laat mar deta hu.

4 roses, just for you!
1st for Friendship.
2nd for Wealth.
3rd for Happiness.

and the last one..

Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega.

Ek bar body ke parts ki meeting hui,
sabi aaye par Lun nahi aya sabi
hairan hue ki Lun kaha gaya
bad may pata laga Lun to msg pad raga hai.

Koi saheli nahi to na sahi,
tere jaisa dost to mil gaya,
Chalo CHUT nahi mili to na sahi
hume CHUTIYA to mil gaya…

No visits…

no calls..

no sms’s…

no letters…

no missed calls..

I’m worried…

kya hua zoo waalon ne dobara pakad liya kya?

Log kehte hain ke khuda ney aapko
badi fursat mein banaya hoga…. ”
simple si baat hai,
faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain”.